A few months back LP sent me the link to this video. Rangers/Hunters are HAWT! I’m still working on perfecting this move for Willowmane.

KK

We guys try to be as polite as possible. Why not. We don’t want the ladies to think we’re still in the stone-age. But every now and again we have to keep them on their toes. You know, throw them the ole curve ball! In honor of being male and stupid, I present to you our first ever “I’d Hit It” post. So without further ado:

I’D HIT IT!

Here’s a story from “The Smoking Gun”. 25 strippers were arrested and charged with “cocaine peddling, prostitution, lewdness, exposure of sexual organs, and the improper solicitation of alcohol sales.” Right now these ladies must feel pretty bad about their current situation, so I decided I’d try to lift their spirits by creating this post in their honor. Here’s the plan: Browse through the pictures and find one (or two) of these ladies that you’d most likely… um… have sex with.

(DISCLAIMER: I AM NOT SAYING I WOULD ACTUALLY “HIT IT”. I AM SAYING THAT ONE OF THESE “TALENTED” WOMEN WOULD BE THE ONE I WOULD CHOOSE IF I WAS FORCED TO PICK WHO WOULD BE MY SEX SLAVE IN A FANTASY WORLD. AFTER THIS CHOICE I WOULD MAKE THEM SIGN A CONTRACT MUCH LIKE THIS ONE! GBD FTW)

So, if I HAD to choose…

And the winner is…

NUMBER 2! Congratulations! It was a close race with number 21, but the neck strap on number 2 does it for me. What can I say? I was so impressed by that neck strap that I even drew you a picture:

Now it’s comment time! PICK your POISON! Ladies, feel free to join in the fun… it’s kinkier like that!