I don’t have time to write this, but when has that stopped me before?

Last night in Scholo (pre-worst-page-in-the-world) our group started getting tells to buy gold and dry-hump a monkey’s leg whilst he ate a banana. I like bananas but I hate people invading my quiet time with my monkey. I was already in a foulish mood, so I slammed my finger down on the “r” key and said something like this:

Grunog sends “F*** you a$$hole! GO DIE IN A FIRE!”
Grunog sends “F*** you a$$hole! GO DIE IN A FIRE!”
Grunog sends “F*** you a$$hole! GO DIE IN A FIRE!”
Grunog sends “F*** you a$$hole! GO DIE IN A FIRE!”
Grunog sends “F*** you a$$hole! GO DIE IN A FIRE!”
Grunog sends “F*** you a$$hole! GO DIE IN A FIRE!”
Grunog sends “F*** you a$$hole! GO DIE IN A FIRE!”
Grunog sends “F*** you a$$hole! GO DIE IN A FIRE!”
Grunog sends “F*** you a$$hole! GO DIE IN A FIRE!”
Grunog sends “F*** you a$$hole! GO DIE IN A FIRE!”
Grunog sends “F*** you a$$hole! GO DIE IN A FIRE!”
Grunog sends “F*** you a$$hole! GO DIE IN A FIRE!”
Grunog sends “F*** you a$$hole! GO DIE IN A FIRE!”
Grunog sends “F*** you a$$hole! GO DIE IN A FIRE!”
Grunog sends “F*** you a$$hole! GO DIE IN A FIRE!”
Grunog sends “F*** you a$$hole! GO DIE IN A FIRE!”
Grunog sends “F*** you a$$hole! GO DIE IN A FIRE!”
Grunog sends “F*** you a$$hole! GO DIE IN A FIRE!”
Grunog sends “F*** you a$$hole! GO DIE IN A FIRE!”
Grunog sends “F*** you a$$hole! GO DIE IN A FIRE!”
Grunog sends “F*** you a$$hole! GO DIE IN A FIRE!”
Grunog sends “F*** you a$$hole! GO DIE IN A FIRE!”
Grunog sends “F*** you a$$hole! GO DIE IN A FIRE!”
Grunog sends “F*** you a$$hole! GO DIE IN A FIRE!”
Grunog sends “F*** you a$$hole! GO DIE IN A FIRE!”
Grunog sends “F*** you a$$hole! GO DIE IN A FIRE!”
Grunog sends “F*** you a$$hole! GO DIE IN A FIRE!”
Grunog sends “F*** you a$$hole! GO DIE IN A FIRE!”
Grunog sends “F*** you a$$hole! GO DIE IN A FIRE!”
Grunog sends “F*** you a$$hole! GO DIE IN A FIRE!”
Grunog sends “F*** you a$$hole! GO DIE IN A FIRE!”
Grunog sends “F*** you a$$hole! GO DIE IN A FIRE!”
YKWEIJNFOSINDF is not online.
YKWEIJNFOSINDF is not online.
YKWEIJNFOSINDF is not online.

I can only hope that my mad typing skills made him go offline. Maybe he was let out of his cage. Maybe he found a fire. All I know is that I have created a new macro.

KK

Due to a bizillion viruses slamming our hospital systems, I have recently spent much of my last 2 weeks installing year old Windows XP patches on our systems. This should have been happening from the start, but things get put on the back burner and the rest of us get burned because of it.

But it seems that the lack of security patches aren’t just effecting boring hospital systems. Tens of thousands of WoW accounts are being hijacked by key logging programs. Just a heads up.

On a similar note, one of our poppycock interns recently left the hospital for a programming job. This guy was one of those paranoid, everyone wants to screw me kind of guys. He printed out a label and put his name on the PC titled “****’s PC”. He wrote a keylogging program and put it on his computer so he could see if anyone had used his computer. He was constantly hacking programs and installing them so he could “test” them at work. (Vista, DeepFreeze, etc.) Before I even knew he did this crap, there was just something I didn’t like about this guy. One day, I sat down on his computer, opened notepad.exe and typed “Joe sucks donkey balls.” Sure enough, the next day he comes in, sits down and checks the log saying “Who wrote that I suck donkey balls?!?” I fessed up and openly laughed at him. Hmmm maybe that was a bad decision in hind-sight.

Anyway, after he left I started talking to another one of our interns and the conversation turned to the poppycock guy. The intern told me that Mr. Poppycock had installed his program on one of the public PCs in the library and then went back a few weeks later and retrieved the file. There is NO TELLING the information he got off that file. He could have gleaned CC numbers, personal email passwords and any other information that a person would have entered. The intern also told me of a few other things this guy did that really bothered me. I sincerely think this guy was amoral. When I first found out that he had a keylogger program I asked if he ever installed it on a public PC and he got all flustered saying “I’d NEVER do that man!” All the while, he was doing it left and right. For him, there was no right and wrong. These type of people are dangerous. These are the people that code the crap that attacks your computer.

All of this to say, don’t be a asshat and make sure you get all your updates!

PSA OVER,

KK

If you hang around me long enough, you’ll learn I can be pretty petty. It’s the little things that annoy me most of the time. But every once in a while, my pettiness shines through. Now is one of those times.

Is it just me or does it annoy you when you’re playing an online game and people insta-log. Don’t get me wrong, logging off without saying anything is completely cool with me. No biggie. But when you say “Goodbye all!” and then it instantly says “Burin has gone offline”, that just gets annoying. (muhahaha, you’re just an example man… I promise. muhahahaha) Maybe it wouldn’t annoy me so much if I was an asshole and didn’t care if you were online or offline. But I do care. Kinda. At least enough to be annoyed. That means something right?

Because of this insta-log thing, I no longer type a meaningful “Sail Ho mate! Be safe and may you find good booty!”. I usually try to fling out a “k” or “bye” before I see the dreaded “Rela has gone offline”. I usually miss it by a few miliseconds and curse repeatedly at my lack of speed typing and your lack of manners!

Please, for the love of Thrall, just give me a 10 second notice before logging off. Is that too much to ask?

KK

Pirates, I have sad news. It seems we have been discovered on the net and now they are after us. Please be sure to watch the following video.

Remember, it’s best to keep your booty hidden.

KK