Missed me? Well I’m back long enough to give you some good ole news! Can you resist clicking the link?
“Man in unfortunate saw-mill penis incident”
Wow. Fellas, would you rather lose both legs or your… well, the twig and berries?
KK
Dear Seadogs,
We at Foam Pirates / < the Pirate > have decided to start a twink group for the 10-19 BGs. This group will be devoted to putting beat downs on Alliance foozles like what happens to a crippled old man at the front of the Walmart Line the day of Black Friday. OUT OF THE WAY GRAMPS! *crackle snap pop crunch*
Since many of us are doing this for the first time, I figured it would be a good thing to share all the information we can. A “BG Twink” page will soon be created where you can find all sorts of information. If you have some kick ass guide or information that you’d like to share with your other foozle slayers please post a comment or email them to kitten.killer@foampirates.com. I’ll be sure to add it as soon as I can. Let’s see how kick ass we can be!
KK
Last night I saw 300. It was an amazing movie. It may just be the best movie EVER! (At least I think so.)
If you liked movies like Braveheart, Gladiator or Kingdom of Heaven this movie is for you. I would put the movie in the “GUY MOVIE” category because of the blood, violence and sex/nudity, but I think there are plenty of things that the ladies would like about it as well. If you get a chance, go see this movie. NOW!
It is a perfect adaptation of Frank Miller’s 300 graphic novel and is amazing.
We dine in hell indeed.
KK
KK began the story of his nickname, but I feel it is too shameful for him to finish.
While it does begin with the kitten picture, that’s not where it ends.
Way back when KK and I were paid to make fun of people assist people with all their computing problems, “we” got a “new” “boss”. As part of the new guy’s hazing, KK attempted to be a l33t h4xx0r and change the start page and background of the new guy’s computer where he couldn’t change it back.
It was amusing and we all laughed. Eventually, the transgression against the new guy’s computorial demesne was not to be forgiven so easily. Lo, one day when KK was swabbing the poop deck of the Anti-Frozen Professor (har har), the new guy came in and enacted his plan.
KK’s wallpaper was changed to the image he posted, and his home page was changed to a (now defunct) page about kitten killers. In addition, The new Guy locked down the registry and permissions so that KK could not change it back. When he returned, KK enjoyed a hearty laugh with the rest of us. But then he tried to change it back, for lo — KK’s computer was the Problem Account Testing computer, and was used daily by random members of the campus.
KK struggled valiantly to undo the changes his vicious enemy had done, and succeeded. At least partially. KK was able to remove the vile background, but could only replace it with a blank white screen. Hours passed, then days, and finally weeks passed with KK staring at that stark white background, and every time he opened his web browser, he was mocked by the page that faced him. Such was the sting of this that eventually he broke, and asked the New Guy to change the page back.
And that was when KK received his name.